plagorgasm

an orgasm subsequent of, or being derived from discovering you've been plagarized.

Wilson: "Dude, Betty just told me the secret to making great salsa- just add curry!"
Groucho: "Ha! I just told Betty that last night while making her dinner! I just had a sweet plagorgasm!"

by mikeasdkjfbhqilwebfliqwhbeefiq August 5, 2008

super platonic

When you have sex and use two condoms.

We're just hookin' up; in fact we keep it super platonic.

by andrewk_az June 5, 2011

Platonic Crush

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017

Platonic Irony

n. (Pluh/tawn/ick*Eye/ron/ee)

Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica


Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.


see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.

"That was some platonic irony."

by FelixTheCatt June 23, 2008

Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

plagoris

A word or being of lesbian activities.

Hey, check out that plagoris with her hand up her twat.

by LotzaLuvin March 17, 2003