penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.

Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.

by gnostic1 January 3, 2011

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flaming penguin

The act of sliding an ice tube or any frozen thing in the rectum

That chick screamed like a lil bitch when i gave her a Flaming Penguin

by BAN November 29, 2005

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Fat Penguin

Anything used to break the ice or tension in a situation.

i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.

by The Wiz August 29, 2005

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penguin shit

1) Penguin Feces

When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.

Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.

Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on

Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.

by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004

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Club Penguin

A waste of time and money.

My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!

by bluerayo October 17, 2013

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