A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
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Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.
John: mom it’s literally just a game.
Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.
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John: mom it’s literally just a game.
Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.
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Person 1 Hey, why was Swarup Panigrahy arrested?
Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.
Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!
Person 2 Why?
Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!
Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.
Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!
Person 2 Why?
Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!
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