Patrick

A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.

Patrick by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020

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Patrick

A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material

Finna marry Patrick

Patrick by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

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Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.

Look at Patrick over there. Loser.

Patrick by Rooster. June 14, 2020