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hatch patch

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."
by Roberto Mung December 8, 2014
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Scribble Patch

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.
by akendall October 10, 2009
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squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.
That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.
by LDog17 August 22, 2011
mugGet the squirrel patchmug.

taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.
"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.
by phalic overide September 27, 2011
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Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.
Damn dude this quarter's a fucking watermellon patch
by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009
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sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.
While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).
by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015
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cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl
by whatisit April 19, 2005
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