Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009

lifting copy paper

a euphasim for office sex

Hey Claire, need any help lifting copy paper?

I'd love some Dave. Meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.

by phrejd December 4, 2010

Anti Rebound Paper

Toilet paper used to diminish the first splash

He knew it was the last roll so he decided to skip the anti rebound paper

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.

"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Naners420 August 24, 2020

brown paper bag test

An actual test, along with the so-called ruler test in common use in the the early 1900s among upper class Black American societies and families to determine if a Black person was sufficiently white to gain admittance or acceptance. If your skin was darker than a brown paper bag, you did not merit inclusion. Thousands of Black institutions including the nation's most eminent Black fraternity -- Phi Alpha Phi, Howard Univiersity, and numerous church and civic groups all practiced this discriminiation. The practice has 19th Century antecedants with the Blue Blood Society and has not totally died out.

Zora Neal Hurston was the first well known writer to air this strange practice in a public. The practice is now nearly universally condemned (at least in public) as being an example of "colorism". Particularly cogent modern day critiques can be found in Kathy Russell's "The Color Complex", Tony Morrion's "The Bluest Eye" (an Ophrey Book Club choice) and Marita Golden's "Don't Play in the Sun." The best known send-up of the pactice, however, is Spike Lee's scathing and hilarious 1988 movie, "School Daze."

"Though the brown paper bag test is antiquated and frowned upon as a shameful moment in African-American history, the ideals behind the practice still lingers in the African-American community" -- Rivea Ruff, BlackCollegeView.Com

by Bill Peters August 19, 2006

paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

Paper Hanging

A jail house term commonly used to refer to check fraud/ writing bad checks. If this is your crime specialty you are referred to as a "paper hanger".

Eric was currently serving 3 to 6 years for paper hanging, even though he swore he was innocent.

by ChristyDee July 23, 2006