Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013

pajama milk

Male or female wet dream fluid.

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"

by The Dudestache February 5, 2014

pajamping

When women get their faces and hair dolled up to leave the house but stay in the pajama pants and tops they slept in. Usually wearing Uggs or flip flops and big sunglasses.

Guy: Hey babe wanna go to breakfast?

Girl: No sweetie I just wanna chill in my pajamas this morning.

Guy: That's ok honey you can just go pajamping this morning.

Girl: Ok give me 10 minutes to put my face on and do my hair and we'll leave!

by eastbaydj May 6, 2014

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

pacampara

A very successful human being. A Pacpara holds the key to success in every way possible. Nothing is impossible to this person; not even eating 1,000 Hot Dogs in less than an hour. This person is very unique and is extremely friendly to everyone who surrounds him/her. Another One. Another One you will want to keep as a friend. Bleesed up. A lion. A big lion. LIONNNNNN!!!!!!!! Another One.

Sidney is the greates Pacampara. Another One.

by Cjorge April 1, 2016

pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016