Jack Paradise

An awkward dinosaur.

Thats Jack Paradise

by boogieboy December 4, 2010

Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

pussy parasite

That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy

J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite

by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 April 14, 2016

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

sunset paradise

When your girlfriend lets you have sex at sunset.

Man, yesterday I have a real sunset paradise with my girlfriend.

by TollFreeAtOneEightHundred August 7, 2017

stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.

Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018