Skip to main content

Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
mugGet the Putin mug.

putin

verb. To give an unreasonably long response to a simple question including unnecessary historical information.
- I asked him whether he liked the new Dune movie and he putined me for half an hour about all the Frank Herbert books and characters.
by ruslanbes February 12, 2024
mugGet the putin mug.

Vladimir Putin

Though hated within the West for his controversial acts, most recently in Ukraine, Putin would be the leader to build a nation of great poverty to a world superpower once more. Despite Russia's current stagnation, The days of the fallout of the USSR, under Boris Yeltsin, was significantly worse. Putin would fix, and destablize the economy all in one go.
Vladimir Putin was a man who saw himself become a hero, and lived long enough to see himself, a villain.
by teggers162 September 14, 2024
mugGet the Vladimir Putin mug.

Putin

oh look it Putin! I want too suck him!
mugGet the Putin mug.

Putin

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
mugGet the Putin mug.

Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
mugGet the Vladimir Putin mug.

Putin

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.
by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022
mugGet the Putin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email