Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 12, 2014

plastic rider

A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.

“Man, look at that bloke, he reckons he’s tough!”
“Yeah, just another plastic rider.”

by Coondawgs April 21, 2020

ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.

by 9th August 31, 2018

Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel

Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY

by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016

Plastic fork

An iron tool used to show reflection

Go watch that plastic fork

by Destyn msrie July 4, 2021

plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery

Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now

by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021