Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019

Phil Swift

THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

phil ortiz

DEEEEZ NUTS!!!

((Feel or tease these nuts))

Feel or tease these nuts “Phil Ortiz”

by Lefty’s imagination October 14, 2019

Phil sucks

He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.

Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst

by Hellokittyanonymous October 18, 2019

phil ethan

Normaly or i can say ALWAYS a naturally hot person, that should never get with black haired girl because they are most likely gonna break their hearts, Phil ethans are useally really good in bed and really dumb, they useally are obssesed with video games and sport, and have a big attitude

Hoe 1: What did you do last night

hoe 2: i slept with phil ethan

by simpxx October 15, 2020