dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

Pedophile

Pedophiles are sexy

Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis

by Isuckmymumzztoes April 25, 2023

Pedophile

Anyone/anything I don’t like

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

“Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.

by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.

Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Pedophile

Someone that is sick enough to have sexual attraction to a or multiple children.

Pedophile: I cant wait until you turn 18
Me: Fuck off

by Ava_ August 8, 2021

Pedophile

A child-loving Nazi

Hitler was a pedophile

by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023

Pedophile

Devan Dave; loves to take advantage of vulnerable girls and young children. cover your drinks and hold your kids!!

Wait, Devan Dave tried to assault you too?!

Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!

by ballsfart69 February 13, 2023