pedophile

Someone who wants to fuck kids. They are disgusting and should be executed.

That pedophile Jason just raped that little Carson last night while his parents were at work.

by sophieisapatheticthot66 March 18, 2024

Pedophile

Probably one of your uncles.

Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!

by Gojado April 9, 2024

Pedophile

A disgusting person (which is even worse when they commit sexual crimes against minors) who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.

Person 1: Hey did you hear? Mike turned out to be a pedophile!

Person 2: Ew fucking disgusting. Wish I was NEVER his friend.

by NahREAL July 18, 2023

Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Pedophile

Devan Dave; loves to take advantage of vulnerable girls and young children. cover your drinks and hold your kids!!

Wait, Devan Dave tried to assault you too?!

Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!

by ballsfart69 February 13, 2023

Seal Pedophile

A term used to describe Delronan by Duckie and Phen on Geoquestia's DC Server

Phen: @Delronan Pedo
Delronan: no
Phen: Seal Pedophile

by Delronammk October 24, 2020

killing pedophiles

Doing a public service that the justice system refuses to do.

Let's take a look at the registry and go killing pedophiles. Should be perfect weather for it.

by For a brighter tomorrow March 10, 2025