optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

LG Optimus T

One of the higher class phones that comes in Titanium,burgandy,and black. It is an android smart phone. It has special features like visual voicemail , swype,and live wallpapers. Visual voicemail converts all your voicemails in to texts. Swype is a differnt way to text by simpley rubbing around your finger. Live wallpapers are interactible wallpapers. Overall the LG Optimus T is a wonderful,convinent,phone.

The LG Optimus T is a great phone.

by awesomeismeok April 19, 2011

Option E

To kill yourself. To commite suicide. To pick the last choice available to you. Scantrons, which are bubble sheets used for tests and exams, come with five options. Option E is usually reserved as being the last possible answer to a problem.

My girlfriend dumped me, I've got no money, my dog died, and the world sucks. Fuck it, there's always Option E.

by TheRon and Virage December 9, 2008

Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique

Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option

by djdan14 May 13, 2010

optino

A person of mixed heritage who defines their ethnicity differently depending on the situation to exploit that situation for money, etc.

-Dude, I just got a $20,000 Hispanic Memorial Scholarship.
-You're Hispanic?
-1/64 Mexican.
-You fucking optino.

by LNF December 10, 2008

Optimystique

Being optimistic with no particular reason.

I have no job no money but I'm optimystique anyway

by Jimmy Cinders October 3, 2010

Optimus 9

Referring to The Popular AutoBot Optimus Primes 9 foot solid steel Cock.
If ever there were a porno spoof of The Transformers, Optimus 9 could be used as a Porn name. Also Bumble 3 fits into the same category (AutoBot Bumble Bees short 3 foot cock, But with substantial girth)

Man did you see how Optimus 9 Strait ripped that pussy up

by Elkrockadrillits February 28, 2011