couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.
by Noraa May 12, 2007
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turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
by Hillary Claire October 23, 2007
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couch coma

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons
"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"
by downplay August 21, 2009
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Velvet Couch

The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.
Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation

by skonevc February 07, 2009
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couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.
I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.
by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007
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Couch Gang

When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.

Links include:

1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch

The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
Bro! I just got hit by the couch gang on my live vid! I ain’t go no damn couch!
by MmmmBobs January 18, 2018
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couch

a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.
She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.
by vincent price March 07, 2004
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