Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.

Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?

by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021

Dirty roof

After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.

Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.

Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.

by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008

roof

to be roof is to be rude.
to be extremely roof is ceiling.

person: *:why are you being so roof to me!?!?!?!"*

person #2: *"sorr"*
person #2 again: *"please forgib 🙏"*

by gaboey May 18, 2021

roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.

Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"

by Juni.J November 6, 2019

Roof nigger

Mexican
They work on roofs

Kind of like sand nigger

They got a whole bunch of roof niggers up there laying shingles on that roof

by Dankgrant01 February 5, 2025