Anything that belongs to God and is therefore off limits to small world earthlings. If you are in the presence of anything that is God's, (ex. the arc of the covenant) you will melt and then explode.
by G52G December 26, 2009
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Get the God mug.1. not quite as powerful as Chuck Norris
2. a fictional being made up a long time ago so that people would not have to explain the mysteries of the universe.
2. a fictional being made up a long time ago so that people would not have to explain the mysteries of the universe.
1. God played a game of poker with Chuck Norris. Who won? TRICK QUESTION! GOD IS CHUCK NORRIS!
2. JESUS! LISTEN! alot of people are starting to wonder why we're here, and where we came from!
Jesus - big fuckin deal dude...just tell them some shit about god so we can go and get blazed
2. JESUS! LISTEN! alot of people are starting to wonder why we're here, and where we came from!
Jesus - big fuckin deal dude...just tell them some shit about god so we can go and get blazed
by ROARznpfolife July 27, 2007
Get the God mug.A widely known imaginary friend.
He will always love you even though he will send you to Hell if you do not believe in him.He somehow had sex with himself and gave birth to Jesus.He always watches you, meaning he has billions of eyes.
He will always love you even though he will send you to Hell if you do not believe in him.He somehow had sex with himself and gave birth to Jesus.He always watches you, meaning he has billions of eyes.
by Swordbreaker December 29, 2007
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Get the God mug.The Creator of the Universe. However, God did not create evil. He is not to blame for your shortcomings or tribulations. Evil came with itself and satan when sin entered the world (through Eve and Adam eating of the forbidden tree). God put the tree in the Garden of Eden because He wanted Adam and Eve to have a choice in worshipping Him. He doesn't want mindless drones running around.
A lot of Christians do not portray the life God wants them to live and they do condemn, but that is not God's fault. We're all human and we make mistakes. Why can't we accept that God knows that and is STILL willing to work with us. That's because He loves us that much.
I have been at a point where I hated God. I realized God didn't have it in for me and now I am trying to be un-selfish and I share with those who will listen. I will not force my religion on you, for you will read this of your own accord, but I will tell you that He is not some big "evil pixie in the sky". God and evil don't even make sense when used in the same sentence.
But please, not all Christians are hypocritical pigs who don't make sense. Don't put it against all of us.
I don't judge you, for who am I to judge, so you shouldn't judge me either. Of course, we make mistakes. See, right now. You probably think I'm dumb, or brave if you agree. Or something else entirely.
A lot of Christians do not portray the life God wants them to live and they do condemn, but that is not God's fault. We're all human and we make mistakes. Why can't we accept that God knows that and is STILL willing to work with us. That's because He loves us that much.
I have been at a point where I hated God. I realized God didn't have it in for me and now I am trying to be un-selfish and I share with those who will listen. I will not force my religion on you, for you will read this of your own accord, but I will tell you that He is not some big "evil pixie in the sky". God and evil don't even make sense when used in the same sentence.
But please, not all Christians are hypocritical pigs who don't make sense. Don't put it against all of us.
I don't judge you, for who am I to judge, so you shouldn't judge me either. Of course, we make mistakes. See, right now. You probably think I'm dumb, or brave if you agree. Or something else entirely.
by hc4jc January 18, 2008
Get the God mug.Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.
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