Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

SWAN

SWAN is short for a Swole Warrior of American Ninjas and is sometimes referred to as a "Swole Daddy Swan."

"Look at SWAN fly on that obstacle course!"

by comma_can_see_you April 6, 2021

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

indirect swan

the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swan for a direct swan.

muzzy-=cD almost dodged spyder-=cD's shrapnel.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Swan

Coolest bitch you’ll ever meet.

Swan

by eatabutt:p April 30, 2025

swan

the nicest person you will ever meet , she’s the smartest but she can act dumb

who’s that ? it’s swan

by Chshenjbrnd February 29, 2020

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 19, 2019