Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Swan

An animal dumbass...What did you seriously expect?
(also swan likes cock)
(scaramouches cock)

commonly seen naked in the park (best to make sure your kids avoid swan)

by sex with cups 3000 November 28, 2021

Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

Swan-warts

Synonym 4 goosebumps

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*

by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

swan

something some guy who was staring at me called me when he told me to stop looking at me after i glanced at him twice because he was staring at me at a bar

"stop lookin at me swan"

by uhhhriley January 7, 2022

Swan

A Giant Fucking Idiot

Guy 1: Hey You see that Girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: She’s a Fucking Swan

by Kimar_ December 29, 2020