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Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
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oklahoma reach around

When a male shoves his penis so far down a persons throat that it comes out the ass of that person, allowing the male to give himself a reach around
I got so mad that I gave Jordan an Oklahoma Reach Around. That’ll be the last time he talks trash
by Penetrator69 November 25, 2017
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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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Oklahoma Haystack

When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.
Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack
by YoItzYeBoi December 21, 2019
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Oklahoma Volcano

A very dangerous sex move. First, you take the onion volcano from a hibachi restaurant, put it on your companion's asshole. Then, squirt lighter fluid in their asshole and ignite it with a flame. While the flame is still burning the male inserts their penis into the women or mans asshole for a nice warm, burning sensation.
I'm gonna take you to Shiki and give you the Oklahoma Volcano.
by Ty Laird January 9, 2020
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Oklahoma steamboat

when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.
Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night
by Mrheadphimes February 16, 2020
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020
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