Change Offering

Proposition by a homless man for you to give him money or sexual favors in exchange for money, or just go into a store and buy him beer.

When approached by a homeless man, who claims he is not an alcoholic. Even though he just got done telling you that he has 200 dollars in food stamps and uses it to buy soda to empty it out and return the cans to buy beer. he also states he had gotten caught and not allowed in the Kroger. When running away from this man he screams "you preppies! i went to Olivet College!" and suggests a change offering.

by BUM FIGHTS!!! May 23, 2011

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

The Nick Offerman

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.

news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

offendified

(v.) To be offended; typically used when being funny and/or cute as a replacement for offended.

I'm so offendified by your statement!

by A.N.Nightingale November 3, 2005

Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)

Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Offemded

Offemded is when a feminist is offended, which is all the time. You probably haven't done anything that would bother a reasonable person so it's nothing to worry about, carry on.

"That homely girl with green hair got pretty angry when I disagreed with her stance on gender rolls, we just had different points of view I don't understand what the big deal was."
"Don't worry about it man, she's just offemded."
"Oooohhh. Makes sense."

by bishop8000 March 29, 2017

Offroadman

A brave warrior who is determined to destroy the roadmen he/she will stop at no cost to bring peace and balance to the world. They will be part of the Offroadmen, a group of people who are also each an offroadman. They are all very close and have a great community spirit. Together they create an unstoppable force of love a good intentions.
Tiers of offroadmen.

Teirs are like a kind of system that determine how high up in the offroadman community you are. Teir 1 (trainee) is the starting teir you are assigned when you join the offroadmen, it doesn't really mean much. Teir 2 (amateur)you have done a helpful act and been promoted you are now truely a full member. Teir 3 (master)you are now a respected member among the community. Teir 4 (grand master) the offroadmen have decided to replace a council member with you note: their can only be five council members at a time. Teir 5 (father) you are the ultimate offroadman and the respected leader of the offroadmen note: there can only be one father at a time the current father is Bob Wong.
Levels off offroadmen. Levels of offroadmen show how much of an offroadman you are note: these are completely different to teirs. Level 1 basically any normal person who wants to do good. Level 2 a little bit of a nerd, wears outdoor clothes. Level 3 full on nerd, dedicated offroadman, wears only outdoor clothes.
The offroadman council are group of teir 4 and one teir 5 offroamen who make the main decision for the group
BE AN OFFROADMAN

'he is an offroadman'
'I am part of the offroadmen

by The Offroadman June 17, 2018