I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!
by Skyynet November 17, 2010
Get the Floor Niggermug. After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
Get the mop the floormug. We'll finish this on the dance floor.
by iknowgolf April 28, 2006
Get the dance floormug. The religion of uttermost relaxation and dominance, thy who floor, withholds power. Spit at the enemy and they will split back. 399$ chair is part of floortopia.
by Ajshshsbjs May 16, 2020
Get the Floor gangmug. From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006
Get the touched the floormug. Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell
person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the floor niggermug. by awkward1234 July 21, 2018
Get the staring at the floormug.