office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.
Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".
by OthedevastatorO March 27, 2011
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Office Drunk

An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.

You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!

Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
by BeautyQueen004 May 06, 2010
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Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 08, 2011
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Officer doofey

A person whose so stupid they believe their own lies and make up lies to verify first set of lies
Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!
by Ob1knoby December 13, 2020
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Jimmy's Office

"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."
by Overthier April 08, 2020
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Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.
"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"
by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017
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Officer Nasty

I'm Officer Nasty -Peter Griffin
by jesus was a bullfrog August 27, 2008
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