Brown Nosed

Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.

Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.

Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?

Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!

(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)

by Romayuri March 14, 2010

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hit moar notes

1. To reply to someone in forums in an asinine way by stating the obvious.

Dude_lol: how do u get 5 * on rainin blood? plz any help?
GUY2: HIT MOAR NOTES

by DelTrigger May 6, 2008

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c notes

hundred dollar bills

i aint out spendin dude's c-notes

by L April 24, 2003

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Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.

by The GCC August 9, 2021

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Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

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