Jeely Cow

An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising

*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*

John: Jeely cow Gretchen

by Lizmorg December 20, 2021

cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow

Justin has a cow dick

by India is ba November 13, 2017

Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 05, 2010

Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006

cow dung

the poops of the cows

cow dung is cows poop
in africa in a village houses are made of cow dung

by riask August 26, 2008

polish cow

a 2d dancing cow.
with a guy singing about overdosing on cocaine in the lyrics
lol :)

u litsen to polish cow?

by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que December 12, 2007