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pushing the wrongvelope

Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.
RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."
by panaphobe July 19, 2014
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dumb-push

When a person accidentally touches a laptop screen like it's an interactive smart phone or iPad!
"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"
by kittydisco October 4, 2015
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Push Minion

Flush your damn push minions, Harold!
by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019
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Push-to-toxic

When one makes noises with their mouth, such as "pffffffff" or "tsssssss", in order to mock another individual. Originates from video game players using the push-to-talk button to irritate other players by making noises but not speaking.
Sasa always says "pfffff" and "tsssss", he is push-to-toxic!
by russ.n8 April 24, 2019
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Pushing on a string

A strategy that is fundamentally flawed and not capable of solving a chosen problem, even with tremendous effort.
In macroeconomics, the term refers a policy where central banks loosen monetary policy to increase the supply of money available for investment when there is little potential demand for investment, such as when firms have large cash reserves, underutilized production facilities, and large inventories and very limited consumer demand.
Gov wants to revive the economic strategy of pushing on a string by loosening monetary policy for the private sector during the slack in the economy.
by mlhiss September 23, 2019
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tootsie push

To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.

Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.

Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.
Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.
by Pegship August 2, 2020
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