Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.

Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!

by Adil3aby December 3, 2017

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

shazam shame

The feeling one gets after discovering a song you are enjoying is by an artist you hate.

I had major Shazam shame when I found out that I was moved to tears by a Justin Beiber song.

by Elsabug October 5, 2016

Boob-shaming

When one shames a woman for having large breasts. (Regardless of what she wears)

"What a rack! Show some more"
"Cover up you look like a whore!"
She didn't understand why they were boob-shaming her.

by Queba January 29, 2019

Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 25, 2014

The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.

After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.

by Local Twink January 1, 2023

art shaming

the act of undervaluing certain art-related careers and work (in contrast to careers that seem more "important" to society like the sciences) while at the same time trying to seem cultured in the arts and abusing its pleasures. One example would be a person who refuses to pay an artist or designer the full amount for their work and then goes to art museums to give his or her life value and meaning. Basically any action that makes derogatory comments on the significance of art and does not understand that 'artwork is work' falls under this category. This can often result in the artist feeling used and then completely rejected of any value to society.

Person 1: Man, I'm really interested in a career in children's book illustration.

Person 2: Isn't it crazy how children's book illustrators get paid so much for something so simple and yet engineers make all these calculation for yada yada yada?

Person 1: Wtf. That's totally art shaming!

by banksy1 November 20, 2013