from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

by JoeMason April 28, 2017

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021

by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017
