Nard

Someone who is a complete retard. And a narc too.

Dude, you're a fucking nard. I can't believe you told my mom that I was smoking that doobie.

by doobieboobie October 30, 2019

Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020

Nard

A nerd who is the smartest one in the entire school.

The nard of our school is humble but gets bullied a lot. Luckily, he knows self-defense.

by TheSchoolBoy March 31, 2020

Nardo

Someone who is crazy at hockey, lives in Hauppauge, New York and may sleep with his cousin.

Hey Nardo, how was hockey practice with your cousin?

by The Dictionary Man July 16, 2020

nardo

to ejaculate into someone's anus, while they have diarrhea and some feces are still in their butts, the outcome of cum and liquid shit will be a nardo

bro i totally nardo'd that girl last nigh

by Mrjirjawi August 29, 2020

Nard

Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.

I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.

by Jerry bo October 17, 2020

nard

nerd

yo g cant believe you touched my willy you nard

by kdot2smok3y November 14, 2020