Nick

A bucktoothed, short, pignosed, chubby, douchbag. He has blonde scraggly hair most of the time. Yet for some reason he ussually has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world! He is an ass who will pretend not to like you to "test" you. Then when you make out with someone else, otherwise called "moving on" he gets pissed as hell. Ussually he has anger management and adha. If you dont know what this means, it means that he is a freaking phycopath who will cut you if he forgets his meds. No joke. He likes to cuddle at the movies and scare the living shit out of you making you pee your pants. Then he will laugh. This means that you will never go to a scary movie with him again. Ever. He will never talk to you in fron of his friends because, supposedly, he is too much of a "baller" to care. Truthfully he is just a pussy ass white boy who has no swag. Just Saying Watch out for them Nicks. (He may have good taste in music and sing to you, but will not do it well. He may also look up the videos to see titties because he is a sick ass pervert.) He has a small dick to none. Just saying.

This does not apply to all Nicks. No gureentee.

Girl: Uhgg who is that sicko that keeps staring at my tits?
Other Girl: UH OH!! That looks like a Nick . . . RUN!!

by sexybeast1&2 September 18, 2012

Nick

Danm Nick's one hell of a cutie😘🤤 one hell of a guy an a amazing boyfriend. Will always be there for you even when you're so moody😤 but then will tell his mad friend that he acts like his girlfriend on her period but hes amazing.😘

Nick is a cutie!

by Stupidddddd March 20, 2019

Nick

Nick is your best friend, but you don't even know it. Whether it's in 5th and 6th hour ELA in school or 5-9 at McDonalds, he is there. Brown hair with baby blue eyes, he has a great sense of humor and a contagious smile. Totally a geek too! Loves games, especially old ones, as well as new ones. When he likes something, he gets into it (lol that's what she said). Whether it's memes, anime, or just writing, he always has a passion for it. May be sort of a bitch some times, but auto corrects themselves. Your friends will tease you for hanging out with him, saying things like "When's the wedding you two?" But at that instant, you both shoot them down with your bazooka. He is the best friend you will ever know.

Stupid people: "Heh, who's that, your BOYFRIEND?" (Everyone mocks us)
Me: "BIOTCHYOULOOKLIKEMYFOOTEXICUTEYOURSELFLIKEBOIASIFDUDEBROSQUADFAMHOWDAREBITCHASIFYOUCOULDDOBETTERBIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"
Nick: *pulls out bazooka* you ready to die mf?

by xXX_swagger_XXx May 17, 2018

Nick

The guy that will always rock on his chair in class. He will get caught, but not always (Unfortunately)

Only plebs like Nick do that.

by Not Goovin February 14, 2018

Nick

Nick is known for his absolutely sexy ass, his ASS is absolutely sexy. He's got the CUTEST curly hair and the SWEETEST dimples, 10/10. He is such a funny person and can unsad anyone (it's something he's born with). He knows just what to say to make any girl wet in mere seconds, using that to his advantage. All the girls are so in awe by his great looks and even better personality that they tend to be too intimidated to ask for his number.

This is the man of every woman's dreams, but he's t a k e n.

girl 1: "Yoooo, check out that ass"
girl 2: "Holy shit, that's Nick isn't it? I'd notice that ass anywhere"
girl 1: "Haha yeah, I'd tap that"

by Cyslam June 7, 2022

Nick

little penis

nick meneese has a super small penis

by nick meneese March 16, 2017

Nick

Nick is the most incredible person he nice and sweet and loves to talk to everyone and he loves he best friends that is a girl he loves her more than anything 💕

Sophia I love you 💕

Nick I love you more

by Clone_commander_ponds_official March 17, 2017