Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

fuckno-ness

When someone is totally disagreeing with something so much that they have to add a ness on the end to give extra emphasis.

"dude did you kiss that slutty bitch?"
response "fuckno-ness, that thought makes me gag!"

by THENukem June 16, 2011

scientific marshmallowy-ness

Defined as when you indulge in science with someone you care about, with the feeling of love bubbling up due to realizing how smart you both are in that moment

Amartya said there was scientific marshmallowy-ness to Sneh due to the search for the definition of obesity through the WHO as a credible source and the conversation it led to.

by shush0909 December 8, 2023

Snooty-ness

The quality or state of acting snooty.

I was wondering if you could apply some of your snooty-ness over here at my place ?

by Keevil October 12, 2020

Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.

As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."

by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020

Ness

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Male: wanna play smash bros.
Sigma male: hell no you keep on playing ness.

by Fyroos October 13, 2021

P-ness

A word use to decsribe the quality or condition of ones p.

Jerad and ray were arguing about has more p-ness.

by Buephured James April 28, 2025