When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
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