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nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.
“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.
by ParkerBic April 13, 2023
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nuclear bunker ass

Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.
"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017
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nuclear physics

the physics of atomic nuclei and their interactions, especially in the generation of nuclear energy
The award shall be made for distinguished research in nuclear physics or nuclear technology
by Rustical Dictionary January 19, 2023
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Nuclear Wedgie

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024
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Nuclear Cameleon

n. 1)When any person tries to blend in with their surroundings (friends, social groups, hardcore niggas, ubahleet noob pwners) and just ends up destroying everything important and making themself look like a fool in this futile attempt.

2) An exploding lizard.
1) Jarrod: Dude, that bitch claims he is awesome at FPS's when in reality he sucks and justs ends up fucking everything up and getting us killed.

Joey: Yeah, that fag is a straight nuclear cameleon.

2) Steve: OMFG! THAT NUCLEAR CAMELEON IS GONNA EXPLODE!! BLEEEEH!
by BonkersFilly August 1, 2009
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Nuclear option

YEAH BABY! LIGHT EM UUUUUP!
Hym "SPEAKING OF the nuclear option, don't separate it from a power source. I see you blowing up oil factories... I mean, that's obviously the first thing you would try. Why would you think I wouldn't have thought of that already? Did you even read my thing?"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
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10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.
“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend
by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023
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