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Cecil: Hey guy, my son's a ballin' QB. He'll go to MSU but it aint gonna be free.

MSU: Aight, how much?

Cecil: Imma need about a Newton, ya feel me?

MSU: shooooo, have you seen our school. Our tradition is ringing cowbells. We aint got that kinda money, what do you think this is, Auburn?

Cecil: hmmmmmm
by nate dawg uga November 16, 2010
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newton

a big city near right outside of boston that basically is full of older jewish people, and young irish/italian catholic people. Older people mainly worry about going to work-church and temple, and younger people worry about goin to the gym, partyin, and beating brookline kids in everything there is possible(and succeidng in it.
Brookline kid- r u pussies from newton?
newton kid- ahhh yea why r u so fuckin tough?
Brookline kid- cause we beat u guys in...aahhh.in....ahhh
Newton kid- get the fuck outa here be4 i slap the so right off ur bro.
by enonomous mush October 27, 2006
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Olivia Newton John

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!
by Evy4 May 16, 2011
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issac newton

Really smart guy!!! Everybody loves him and wants to be his friend. He is really nice and caring. Oh he is also pretty gay.
Man that issac Newton is a cool gay guy.
by Hammerdropper January 26, 2017
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fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
by Mattinho August 1, 2006
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Newton cradle

The act of smacking a girls large boobs so that they sway from side to side . I.e in physics the Newton cradle. Best performed with the question, "do you knw what a Newtons cradle is?" Lol
Dude, this chick had the hugest tits ever!
-well...did you Newton cradle her??
by mr nova October 23, 2009
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vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.
"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."
by lindsey butts January 19, 2009
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