dick mush

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.

Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.

by hobiwan February 17, 2014

on the mush

Trying to bang a girl with half a hard on, but your dick is too soft.

I was trying to get the pussycat, but couldn't wile on the mush!

by Bill church February 01, 2018

Not "MUSH"room

buying mushrooms and not having enough mushrooms in my house to store the mushrooms

"Aw, Not "MUSH"room in here for all my mushrooms.

by Sloma Jack Clucks May 25, 2024

mush-eating

When you eat something out of someone’s mouth while kissing them

Eating the remains of a pink waffer out of ones mouth, mush-eating

by Ambs hayat March 08, 2019

dingy mush

A dingy mush is someone who displays signs of stupidity and lack of common sense, typically said from people in Bradford

An example could be
YB called Charlie a dingy mush because he fell over

by Jrphil June 29, 2023

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie March 09, 2018

rap mush

The "lyrics" in inappropriate rap songs, which are mostly just random bad words strung together to form a "story".

Person A: Why is Person C listening to all of those swearing rap songs?
Person B: I'm guessing he actually likes that rap mush.

by ChameleonDragon February 19, 2018