Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.
Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."
by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018
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The Murder Dock

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

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by user7029823410407 February 04, 2021
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Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece
person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket
by cowboykeen February 21, 2023
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Murder Dildo

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.
by Marx's Beard April 01, 2021
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french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death
Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...
by I N F J January 25, 2021
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Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.
Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.
by soviiet December 02, 2019
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Proxy murder

Death by conspiracy by bastard family members
Were in the deep shit lets get rid of the cunt by any means including proxy murder
by TUPPE November 07, 2019
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