Marlboro Muchacho

The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast

"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis

by dede0315 November 3, 2010

mayo muncher

a term to describe a white person

Shut up timothy you fuckin mayo muncher

by x.attackdog April 12, 2021

carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005

Butt munchies

When your pants gets stuck between your ass cheeks and it looks like your butt is eating your pants.

Sarah: DAMN Becky, look at Magaret her butt totes mcgoats has the butt munchies!
Becky:HOLY TOLEDO ITS TRUE!

by Up yours :p April 30, 2010

tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies

1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

Munch Box

1. A term used to lick the vagina of a girl.

2. A nick name used for a girl. Usually girls named Anne.

Carpet Muncher

1. "Hey there, Can I please lick your vagina? Okay, thanks."

Anne: "Hey Chris!"
Chris: "Munch Box!"

by David Logan February 13, 2008

Munchaloompa

Love child of a Munchkin (Wizard of Oz) and an Oompaloompa (Willy Wonka).

If Willy Wonka ever took an Oompaloompa in his glass elevator and ended up in Oz, the outcome of Munchkin and Oompaloompa love would be a Munchaloompa!

by NdeSkies September 8, 2010