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purple monster

the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008
"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"
by sykksmoke January 14, 2008
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mouseterbation

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.
watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation
by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007
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Ick Monster

a being that is unusually gross or ick-filled; often used to describe little brothers

a large pile of something that no longer retains its previous state of being, but has been morphed into something that can only be described as a monster of ick, like a large pile of melted fudgesicles or a mountain of used tampons
"Do you want to do something after school today?"
"No I have to babysit the ick monster"

"Watch out! You almost stepped on that giant ick monster!"
by aliceinhole April 3, 2010
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Beef Monster

A (usually male) individual who lifts weights and/or uses steroids (juice) to attain a grotesque, reddened, mesomorphic physical state, which they accentuate by wearing tiny tank-tops and grim, constipated expressions.

The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.

Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.

A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.

Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.

Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
"The weight area at my gym is full of Beef Monsters!"

"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."

Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"

Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."

Girl A: "I am disgusted."
by OldBay March 13, 2009
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Lean Monster

purple people in games and shows (who drink lean /j)
someone: ah shit its the lean monster 😰
lean monster: I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜
by shiota March 11, 2022
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boggy creek monster

a ugly vagina with huge flapping lips and a hairy unshaven pubic area..normally linked with a rather obtrusive odor
Damn dude, why didn't you tell me that Gina was a boggy creek monster? Her pussy lips looked like two slices of two week old roast beef, and the hair I swear to god it was braided. and the smell well i've smelt fish markets that smelt better.
by bama3207 January 11, 2009
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Blaze and the Monster Machines

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!
by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017
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