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Modern Nerd

A modern nerd is someone that gets obsessively nerdy about things like technology and startups, but is also an athlete and social influencer.

He/she is an athlete on the outside but an introvert dedicated to lifelong learning on the inside.

Boom - That's a modern nerd!
*after he dunks on someone... "oh, you thought I was an old-school nerd? Nah bruh... modern nerd!"
by Bal Sieber May 24, 2018
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Modern law

1. the vast selection of written and unwritten ingredients which we recipe to make Judicial Decisions. 2. analogous to the Bible in that it can be made to say whatever one desires 3. impossible to break provided a Judicial Decision incorporates it in some form or fashion. 4. synonymous with the terms "Silly Putty" and "Whatever" 5. written word with the power to create the illusion of equal and fair justice for all. 6. The antiquated idea turned into a modern myth.
I just started modern law school, and my professor said: It is a fact undisputed
by the judiciary that absolutely nothing is illegal in this lawless society.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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modern Plea Bargain

1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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modern A.B.A.

1. short for modern American Bar Association.
2. modern Arrogant Bullshit Artists.
I passed the bar exam today but refused to accept the modern A.B.A. lawyers union card which also stands for modern awful, bastardized, ass-hats.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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a modern spin

When 2 fingers are inserted into a millennial and instructed to rotate clockwise.
I like younger girls, they Always put a Modern Spin on dating
by Bryankhansukit January 2, 2018
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Power Hungry Moderating

The abuse of an online forums moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators.
"After looking at the posts that he deleted I happen to agree with what he's done. The posts you made look like you're trying to get the 15 posts needed to be able to post links. They'll stay deleted." -Arcanine
"Fuck you, and your Power Hungry Moderating.." -Professor_Ash
by A no ny mous November 3, 2010
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