Ass mittens

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.

Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!

by Jae1716 February 14, 2006

mitton

A large redneck family, thats usually rich

Redneck 1: "Wow look at that recliner! How did they afford that?" Redneck 2: "Must be a mitton."

by soy un assessino March 3, 2011

mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.

A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.

by docsterx September 13, 2012

mittendorf

Fat fucker

Mittendorf you fat tub of shit, show me your floppy tits!

by Glynny August 15, 2003

mittens

My parent's gay cat

Here comes the cat!

by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003

dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006