micah

someone who is stupid and also is gross

"oh he is being such a micah rn"

by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020

mercantile pretzel

A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.

Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.

by Shayded October 11, 2015

Mercantilism

When the shit hits the fan. (See revolutionary war)

Bob: "Jane is in a really bad mood."
Larry: "I guess it will be mercantilism when she gets home"

by Stormchaser221 November 28, 2010

micah

to send nudes to every guy on your snapchat even if they are 45 years old.

another word for hoe

she’s such a micah

by the walnut December 7, 2018

mercado

Noun: a dirty cop who molests boys.

that mercado will serve jailtime for his pedophelia.

by school resource officer August 25, 2008

´merca

The way a fat trump loving american says america. This is caused from your double chin being so massive that it touches your esophagus.

fat dude:´merca is the best country for sure.
guy: sure.... whatever you say.

by chunkersdewillis February 23, 2017

mercantilism

the art of merc-ing fools.

By dribbling through the entire team, Joe demonstrated mercantilism....the art of merc-ing fools

by Jew Scum April 9, 2008