midgaplay

a midget who tries to be a player.

An example of midgaplay is a certain member of Phi Delta Theta at Washington State University in Pullman Washington or simply anyone who tries to be a player when they are actually like 2 feet tall. "oh he's cute" *stands up* "oh but hes a midgaplay"

by gocougs25 September 29, 2009

midgecock

when a young gentleman or unfortunately small being has been blessed with a minute and pencil like penis, the individual can also suffer from virginity

Pauly the 4ft man had a massive midgecock

by joellyhollings September 25, 2011

midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.

OMG! She's midgeter than me!

by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013

Midgelate

Fucking small people very quickly

Carl " yo I saw you with that small girl the other night . Did you Midgelate ?"

Marty " oh yeah we totally midgetelated after that partaaay"

by CLESWAGGY January 17, 2014

midgbliss

That moment when you spot a midget and your instantly filled with excitment and bliss.

I spotted a midget as I was pulling into a mall and began to experience midgbliss.

by creative October 23, 2014

midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015

midged eye

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.

I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.

by Rubeetuesday March 7, 2017