The Mexican Whistler  

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.

Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

The Mexican Whistler by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009

The Mexican Spy 

Before sex, rub your cock with mexican spices & habanero peppers. Then put a condom on and start having sex. In the middle of sex rip your condom off and insert your burning cock inside her.

I wanted to Spice things up in the relationship so I covered my cock with pepper juices and released the Mexican Spy.

The Mexican Spy by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap 

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

The Mexican 69 

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

The Mexican 69 by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

curse of the mexican by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Three Legged Mexican Rat

Izzy, the three legged rat terrier

Look at that Three Legged Mexican Rat running around

Three Legged Mexican Rat by DBW379 April 27, 2022

the whole Mexican army is after us! 

A phrase to be used when you are being chased by approximately eight people of Hispanic descent.

"Cop Out"- That scene when 8 Mexican gangsters chase Gabriella and the white cop says: "The whole Mexican army just chased Gabriella into the garage!"

the whole Mexican army is after us!

the whole Mexican army is after us! by darklord87 March 12, 2012