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merked

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"
by brownie18 June 28, 2006
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Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me
do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA
by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004
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mercer island

A horribly stereotyped place with a nice enviroment and usually rich people.
Myth 1: Everyone of Mercer Island r stuck-up:
The truth: Yeah so sum of us r rich; Just cuz sumone's rich doesn't mean they can't be nice people!
Myth 2: Mercer Island hates Bellevue:
The truth: CUMMON! Y HATE BELLEVUE? HECK I LUV BELLEVUE! THE MALL'S IN BELLEVUE! Y shuld we compare ourselves? We prefer 2 spend time doing more productive things.
Myth 3: Mercer Island people r RICH:
The truth: Uh huh...so yeah we aren't poor but we aren't all, omigosh i like TOTALLY hafta have this... I don't go 2 like the expensive stores. Not even expensive grocery stores. Shop at Fred Meyer's so wut?
Myth 4:Islanders won't support local businesses.
The truth: EXCUSE ME? We have fundraisers and donate A LOT! We really care about our community and enviroment. It's not like we're gonna IGNORE IT!
Myth 5: Islanders r naive and stupid.
The truth: Lyke YA RITE! I'm in 9th grade math and I'm a 6th grader! IS THAT A PROBLEM? DO I NEEDA REPEAT MISELF? There are dum people as well as smart!
Myth 6: Islanders think they're better than every1 else.
The truth: *yawn* PUHLEASE! Y can't people accept that we're normal...well sure, again we aren't poor...but u get the point.
Suggestion: Tri getting 2 KNOW us before labeling us.
Stereotyping person 1: Mercer Island is a generic and gross suburb similar to the likes of Factoria.
Stereotyping person 2: Their a large population of extremely spoiled, naive, rich, pussy guys as well as (usually) hot, extremely spoiled, naive, rich, bitchy, stuck-up girls.
Stereotyping person 3: Island next to Seattle full of rich mother fuckers who think they're better than everyone else. Their football team sucks.
Stereotyping person 4: they grow depressed and eventually kill themselves...i would like mercer island if everyone stopped being stupid and pretending like they're cool because they do shit all the time.
Stereotyping person 5:oThe biggest groupl of faggots in the world. Act tough upfront when they are bunch of pussy ass white boyz. Their parents get em whateva they want n the always try n compare them selves to bellevue. funny how ur whole island got da shit kicked out of em dis summer. Faggots the whole state laughs at ur amazingly large egos. Andwhatever happend to ur AMAZING basketball team? Not doin to well dis year. Have fun in football next year playin Bellevue.Mercer Island is the home of a bunch of cockblocks all of the guys there are so unbelievably gay and wanna act tough but will never do shit. Hope ur gay ass island sinks tonight.
Me: CHILL! R guys ok? Both PHYSICALLY AND METALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by itspinkduh August 29, 2008
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Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

It´s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.
I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2
by DaOsta October 13, 2019
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mercedes benz GLE

Mercedes Benz's ML was its first SUV designed for the masses. Main competitors is the Lexus RX, BMW X5, Acura MDX, Audi Q7. Its a mid sized suv that succeeded the ML. Engines range from a 4 cylinder diesel to the turbocharged V8 in the 63. It is made in Vance, Alabama.
Her: Oooo you got a mercedes key! what is it!?
Him: Just nothing but a mercedes benz GLE 350 4Matic
by mercedesman123 February 23, 2023
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Meredith

The most amazing girl in the entire world! She’s absolutely gorgeous! If you have a best friend like her then god damn you are lucky! U love her just so so so so so so much and she means the world to you But can we just talk about how Beautiful Meredith Is big blue eyes and an amazing smile!!! Really she should be a model she brings so much joy into your world! She’s Perfect! You trust her with EVERYTHING and you tell her EVERYTHING!!!! She’s good at everything sports, art, smart anything you can imagine
Emily “OMG that meredith girl so perfect omg i hope i become friends with her

Sam “Ya she’s really pretty
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Meredith

A spunky leader who is never afraid to be themselves. They are super talkative and are generally loud and enthusiastic. If you know a Meredith you better keep an eye on her because she knows all the gossip and is always ready to make conversation. Merediths also have a TON of friends because of their outgoing ness and are athletic and have energy 24/7.
Meredith is sooooo awesome!
by LitJamieLit April 5, 2019
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