mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people

Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.

by Speedjunki September 1, 2016

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.

I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig

by Smarrf March 14, 2018

mechanicability

Mechanical ability, skills

Does anyone have any mechanicability to fix my lawnmower

by TValerie May 31, 2018

mechaniclysm

The apocalyptic moment where robots finally transcend and improve their Artificial Intelligence to such an extent that they are all able to communicate with each other, banding together to finally defeat the humans.

This is a BAD thing.

"Hey Dennis, the whole Internet just shut down."
"Oh shit, don't tell me the mechaniclysm has finally happened...!!!??"

by bill cauliflower December 16, 2018

Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise

Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it

by JAB0 January 20, 2019