meat shawty

a meat shawty is a small, pee wee, penis measuring in 4 inches or less, sitting on a fat nasty sac

On the beach there were guys showing off meat shawty's in thongs.

by SouthPeach March 31, 2010

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

Meat Sugar

A slang for tasty semen

Please daddy put all of your meat sugar in my mouth!!!!!!!!!

by JTafterdark March 12, 2019

360 meat seat

When a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter

My girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun

by Eat dat pussy 445 February 15, 2017

Meat Show

The vibrant iratic movement in which one male flashes his genitalia in a swift, slap-like motion. Usually performed for/to sluts like Britney Spears. The meat show can be a gesture of mating, or can be used to disgrace another mans small juevos.

That meat show I performed last night started with some good old ecstasy, and ended with me humping a dead moose. I really don't remeber what happened, but I could say, that using my meat stick, I cohersed to moose to mate, and then slapped him with it, in a stab-like movement, Ending the mooses tragic life. I then skinned him, and wore him as a coat......


Im still wondering where I got this fucking sweet coat. I don't know. It's warm. This is just a wild guess, but I'm very sure, I pounded that moose poon, or was it Britney Spears?

by M.C. Irving January 31, 2009

Meat Socks

Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.

"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008