Maximusthegodfather

Out holy saviour who dessended from the heavens and is here to help us and is Dating A T H O T

yo have you seen Maximusthegodfather

by African Bastard September 1, 2018

gluteus maximus

The gluteus maximus is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It is the largest and outermost of the three gluteal muscles and makes up a large part of the shape and appearance of each side of the hips.

Look! Bang Chan has the biggest gluteus maximus among the members!

by chansroomep82 November 29, 2020

ripped-us maximus

The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".

Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!

by Hooblunt May 20, 2007

meximum

When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)

Dingus: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."

Cleetus: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level. Now I have to hire someone that knows what they're doing. Damn illegals".

Lurleen: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."

Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I put forth the MEXIMUM effort, but the finished product was crap.

by Greyborzoi April 9, 2008

Bungholious Maximus

Bungholious Maximus; See: asshole.

You are a Bungholious Maximus.
The Bungholious Maximus technique is often used by Sir Were.

by Crazed Ewok April 19, 2007

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.

Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"

by swimmer14 July 15, 2009