He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"
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I tried to enjoy the book that my aunt gave to me as a gift, but alas, the protagonist was too much of a Marty Stu for my taste.
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Get the Matay mug.Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.
by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008
Get the Thunder Matt mug.Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
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Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.
by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010
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(N.) The best friend of all time.
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This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
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