by THA October 23, 2013
Get the chatty mattymug. by Elkys words February 18, 2024
Get the Mattymug. A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!
by winkwonkyouknow May 25, 2020
Get the Mattiemug. This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
by mr shwarma December 20, 2023
Get the Matty B. Rmug. Mattis is the best person you can meet. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about others. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.
- What’s your boyfriend name ?
- Mattis !
- OHH you’re so lucky I’m jealous… I need a amazing and beautiful boyfriend too.
- Mattis !
- OHH you’re so lucky I’m jealous… I need a amazing and beautiful boyfriend too.
by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021
Get the Mattismug. 