i have reached maximum boredom

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by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.

El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023

guntius maximus

A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com

The guntius maximus entered the chat room screaming various obscenities and sending pics of her greasy ass to every male in the chat. When asked as to why her hair was so damn greasy the guntius maximus bacame enraged evern further and slammed her fat fist into the monitor.

by Go screw yourself September 2, 2009

Manimum

An adjective describing the quality of work done by a man. Not the minimum, and not the maximum, the manimum. This characteristic of work falls in between "working just hard enough to get the job done" and "doing enough to make it look like you completed the task to its fullest."

Hey, did you finish the TPS report?

Yea, I just did the manimum though

by JayRose April 30, 2011

scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote

my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!

by N0t my real name March 10, 2008

kegal maximus

noun; a woman with a vagina of supreme tightness.

Dude, Kara's a kegal maximus. You gotta hit that.

by Vaginatarian22 December 14, 2010

maximum send

when you do something to the best it can be done

Bro I just played that beer pong game at maximum send.

by Chuckwool November 6, 2017