Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Volvo-matic

when you own a newer Volvo and it is an automatic.

"It's an automatic, man!"

"No...it's a Volvo-matic, my friend!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

Mystic-Man

Mystic Man is extremely athletic, strong in strength, and spirit. He is very bonded with his spirit. Every plan made something always gets in his way. Mystic Man also had no determined fate.

The fate of Kevin is like a Mystic-Man, his actions are mysterious.

by K.Kirk1 September 9, 2016

masticulating

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine

Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"

by DylanakabirdmanPrrrrrrr September 27, 2006

Hug o' Matic

Possibly the radest of all rudies, Dan Wilcop is the true "Hug o' Matic"

Holy piss! Dan Wilcop the Hug o' Matic is so sexy! And look at those pants!

by Wilcop March 14, 2005

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Only the absolute best Final Fantasy game ever made. Go play it and see what i mean. Most people have never heard of it because they are too busy playing dumber games like FF9 and FF10 but they don't know what they're missing. published after FF2(american) but before FF3(american). also an a synonym with best video game ever made in all of fucking existance!

Nate - Hey, Bryan have you heard of Final Fantasy Tactics?
Bryan - Why, no you good pal, what is this you speak of?
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*

by Xenoglyph October 11, 2003

mystical cock

A cock that has mystical, magical, and amazing powers. Can even make any lesbian organism.

Christian Troy- "Lizzie is was because of my mystical cock....."

by Bootszu February 12, 2009